About The Four Thieves
Two floors of pure entertainment await at The Four Thieves in Battersea, where we've transformed a traditional pub into something far more adventurous. Our ground floor buzzes with the sounds of pinball machines and retro arcade games, while upstairs you'll find our infamous Moonshine Raceway karaoke room - complete with its own private bar and space for your group to belt out classics away from the main crowd. We're particularly proud of our in-house brewery, where we craft our own ales that you won't find anywhere else. Behind the bar, our gin collection spans an entire wall - we've got over 50 varieties if you're counting. The kitchen serves up proper pub grub: loaded hot dogs, stacked burgers, and hearty pies that actually fill you up. Nothing fancy, just good honest food that pairs perfectly with a pint. Weekends here get properly lively when our resident DJs take over the dance floor. We've built a sound system that can handle everything from funk to house music, and the floor fills up fast after 10pm. During the week, we host comedy nights where up-and-coming acts test their material, plus our legendary pub quiz that gets surprisingly competitive. Then there's Neon Naked Strip Karaoke - yes, it's exactly what it sounds like. We provide glow-in-the-dark body paint and UV lights; you provide the courage. It's become one of our most requested party bookings, especially for hen dos and birthday celebrations. Our space works brilliantly for parties of all sizes. Book the karaoke room for intimate groups, take over a section of the main bar for larger gatherings, or hire the whole venue for corporate events. We handle everything from 30th birthdays to company Christmas parties, each one as unique as our venue itself.
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Event Spaces & Function Rooms
The Boat House · From 54 to 110 people
£2,240
Amenities
Ticketing event possible
Speakers
Air conditioning
DJ facilities
Microphone
Wireless Internet Access
Whiteboards
Accessibility
Flipchart
Projector/TV/Screen
Menu
Food And DrinkPrice
Location
Clapham Junction · 6 minutes
Clapham Junction · 7 minutes
Opening hours
Monday:10:00 AM - 5:00 PM
Tuesday:10:00 AM - 5:00 PM
Wednesday:10:00 AM - 5:00 PM
Thursday:10:00 AM - 5:00 PM
Friday:10:00 AM - 5:00 PM
Saturday:Closed
Sunday:Closed
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